callmekitto: internetfeet: People mistake ovulation and menstruation to be the same thing when in fact they aren’t Ovulation is when the eggs are saying “hello friends I am here” And menstuation is when the eggs are saying “goodbye friends I am gone” THIS EXPLAINS THE DIFFERENCE 40x BETTER THAN MY ENTIRE SEVENTH GRADE SEX ED CLASS.
wizard-demigod-marbles-tribute: hetakiosk: tawnyshine: cowboybeboop: viste: cowboybeboop: reblog if u were on tumblr before yahoo bought it IT’S LITERALLY BEEN LIKE A DAY AND WHAT ARE YOU EVEN TRYING TO ACHIEVE WITH THIS POST only a true tumblrite would understand. you just outed yourself as a yahooligan YAHOOLIGAN don’t lie you know you were waiting for someone to do this ...
lets do a thing. reblog and add your city and...
University Place, USA
Los Angeles, USA
New Orleans, USA
Dungannon, Northern Ireland
Goirle, the Netherlands
lostinthoughtsandforeveralone: yes-this-is-patrick: greentea-addict: itseasytoremember: meu-mix: yes i support gay rights yes i would care if you died no i’m not going to reblog that post yes i’m glad david karp made this website no i will not call him daddy yes i think cancer is a terrible disease no reblogging that picture wont bring anyone closer to a cure yes i love pizza yes...
ser-merlin-of-valyria: e—www: benedictedcumberbabeof221: mighty-thor-of-assgard: danniauttumns: ser-merlin-of-valyria: tumblr has fallen david karp is dead yahoo is coming your second sentence only has 5 syllables. Haiku fail. Though… they all do have 5, poem pass, haiku fail. it wasn’t a haiku, it was a harry potter reference: “the ministry has fallen scrimgeour is...
radhomeskillets: don’t trust me with things
cumber-bitches: wibblywobblyrandomyfandomystuff: watchtheskytonight: thewholockgames: dean-the-hug-monster: I have a panic disorder. While having an attack one day, I called my boyfirend because I was scared. He hung up the phone as soon as I said that and was over in no time to comfort me. He doesn’t have a car. He lives 10 miles away. He ran. MARRY HIM DING DONG THOSE ARE FUCKING...