May 2013
callmekitto:
internetfeet:
People mistake ovulation and menstruation to be the same thing when in fact they aren’t
Ovulation is when the eggs are saying “hello friends I am here”
And menstuation is when the eggs are saying “goodbye friends I am gone”
THIS EXPLAINS THE DIFFERENCE 40x BETTER THAN MY ENTIRE SEVENTH GRADE SEX ED CLASS.
wizard-demigod-marbles-tribute:
hetakiosk:
tawnyshine:
cowboybeboop:
viste:
cowboybeboop:
reblog if u were on tumblr before yahoo bought it
IT’S LITERALLY BEEN LIKE A DAY AND WHAT ARE YOU EVEN TRYING TO ACHIEVE WITH THIS POST
only a true tumblrite would understand. you just outed yourself as a yahooligan
YAHOOLIGAN
don’t lie you know you were waiting for someone to do this
...
lets do a thing. reblog and add your city and...
Shanghai, China
Pisa, Italy
Longkou, China
Brisbane, Australia
University Place, USA
Salamanca, Spain
Cambridge, England
London, England
Siuntio, Finland
Edinburg, USA
Los Angeles, USA
Lakeland, USA
Alicante, Spain
Castellon, Spain
Valencia, Spain
New Orleans, USA
Stourbridge, England
Oban, Scotland
Boston, USA
Varna, Bulgaria
Utica, USA
Dungannon, Northern Ireland
Havering, England
Bacolod, Philippines
Goirle, the Netherlands
Holbaek, Denmark.
Erbil, Iraq
Deal, England
Reading, England
Oxford, England
Hammel, Denmark
Stockholm, Sweden
Maaloev, Denmark
Brighton, England
Madrid, Spain
Málaga, Spain
lostinthoughtsandforeveralone:
yes-this-is-patrick:
greentea-addict:
itseasytoremember:
meu-mix:
yes i support gay rights yes i would care if you died no i’m not going to reblog that post
yes i’m glad david karp made this website no i will not call him daddy
yes i think cancer is a terrible disease no reblogging that picture wont bring anyone closer to a cure
yes i love pizza yes...
ser-merlin-of-valyria:
e—www:
benedictedcumberbabeof221:
mighty-thor-of-assgard:
danniauttumns:
ser-merlin-of-valyria:
tumblr has fallen
david karp is dead
yahoo is coming
your second sentence only has 5 syllables. Haiku fail. Though… they all do have 5, poem pass, haiku fail.
it wasn’t a haiku, it was a harry potter reference:
“the ministry has fallen
scrimgeour is...
Watchradhomeskillets:
don’t trust me with things
cumber-bitches:
wibblywobblyrandomyfandomystuff:
watchtheskytonight:
thewholockgames:
dean-the-hug-monster:
I have a panic disorder. While having an attack one day, I called my boyfirend because I was scared. He hung up the phone as soon as I said that and was over in no time to comfort me.
He doesn’t have a car.
He lives 10 miles away.
He ran.
MARRY HIM
DING DONG THOSE ARE FUCKING...
